The Strawberry Imposter

General absurdity with a focus on Nerdfighteria, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Supernatural, The Avengers, and Community. And basically whatever other fandoms strike my fancy at the moment.

(Warning: Lots of shipping around here.)
drunktuesdaze:

"Your husband is never coming back," one of the suitors tells him.  His mouth is stained with Stiles’s good wine, the wine they had been saving for a special occasion. "You’re going to have to marry one of us, and soon.”
"Maybe," Derek says, looking away.  "Not before I finish his shroud."  
His hands are shaking a little as he sews, but the stitches are good, solid, easy to pick out with his claws later.

drunktuesdaze:

"Your husband is never coming back," one of the suitors tells him.  His mouth is stained with Stiles’s good wine, the wine they had been saving for a special occasion. "You’re going to have to marry one of us, and soon.”

"Maybe," Derek says, looking away.  "Not before I finish his shroud."  

His hands are shaking a little as he sews, but the stitches are good, solid, easy to pick out with his claws later.

(Source: teamsciles, via helenish)

nxte:

gettin sick of this whole “wait a week for the next episode” shit

(Source: nxte, via apocalypseau)

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

(via homoneurotic-subtext)

AU: Sara Lance was found by fishermen in the North China Sea, after being presumed dead for five years. Once home, Sara becomes the Black Canary, taking up the role of Starling City’s only and most lethal vigilante, in order to fulfill Robert Queen’s dying wish; “save our city”. 

(Source: lydiamaritn, via spookedsterek)